#12 The Berenstain Bears Go Primal Treasury
Thursday, March 13, 2008 by cesco7
That upstanding ursine family from childhood throws off the shackles of civilization and finally embraces its grizzly and grisly instincts in this new collection of bedtime reading musts.
Stories include The Berenstain Bears Rub Themselves against Trees, The Berenstain Bears Wander Aimlessly for Several Days in Search of Suitable Sex Partners and this year’s Caldecott Winner, The Berenstain Bears Eviscerate a Couple of Campers and Their Dog.
In related news the Country Bear Jamboree is racist
This makes my childhood hurt.