Feed on
Posts
Comments

Archive for February, 2008

#3 Community Service Barbie

Why do time for “The Man” when you can do time for your fellow man?
Thanks to a minor run-in with the law (suffice it to say it involves a busload of orphans no longer in need of homes) and a major coup for celebrity-judicial relationships, Barbie is now making the most of her 1100 mandated [...]

Read Full Post »

#2 Jack-in-the-Skinner-Box

Yes, there’s nothing more surprising and satisfying than a clown popping out of a small box. But only the most ADD-addled child will still be startled by the third or fourth turn of the crank.
Thanks to the Jack-in-the Skinner-Box, however, every time is sure to be a new experience. The fun begins the moment you [...]

Read Full Post »

#1 Irish Rock’em Sock’em Robots

Watch the Guinness and blood flow in equal measure as these two glazed-eyed Gaelics fight each other in the name of…well, okay, that part remains a little fuzzy.
 

We’ve replaced the typical boxing arena with a cozy pub (your choice of “The Lacerated Lamb” or “The Immolated Terrier”) and exchanged the red and blue robots for [...]

Read Full Post »